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Seer, Prophetess and Diva Goddess of the Lug Nutz, Pastor of The Church of the Great Oval. Age: Between #48 and #88, impatient with ages #2 and #5, most of the time pushing #20. I am an outspoken NASCAR Extreme Fan. I alway have something to say, ranging from 0 -180 and back on the IQ scale, in 6 seconds flat. All of my NASCAR predictions are based on the Astrological charts of each driver. Albert Einstein occasionally channels advice when I least expect it. I am not responsible in any way for anything he says while he is dead. I am also fairly sure there is a conspiracy by Aliens to take over NASCAR. Sassing back is welcomed and encouraged. The Church of the Great Oval is a NASCAR blog honoring the Sacred Sport of NASCAR providing general commentary on NASCAR related topics and weekly race predistions based on the Astrological aspects of each race. Prediction and Driver Horoscopes are generated using 12 noon as the approximatec birth time. This allows the closest astrological aspects possible without the actual birth times. All information is technically "Un-official", and accuracy cannot be guaranteed.
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What happens when you don't go to Church...
Posted on July 31, 2008 at 1:44pm —
I must, I must! Find a key word or Bust!
In response to Charlie's post as to whether any of us use key words to drive traffic:
Google loves Key-word's.
Oh yes! They do.
They'll haunt you and flaunt you,
until you're blue.
You use them! Abuse them!
In front of your face
Until you see them
All over your space.
F… Continue
Posted on July 12, 2008 at 12:43am — 1 Comment
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